i dont know what this means.

i don't know what all these women are complaining about. it really wasn't that bad.

Its times like these that make me feel like im in a movie. Amazing friends, amazing music, and lots of marijuana. I would give anything for my friends.

on the subject of Jeremy

we never had passion, just alcohol induced intoxication.

Red meat isn't bad for you. Green fuzzy meat is.

should dezi take off her pants?

and the answer is yes.

friday night shenanigans

it's 3:40 am do you know where your pants are??

So dave you remind me of that molester guy in dougit.

What a wonderful night... Asking for anything would to be asking for heaven itself.

this moment right meow is very discreet.

'Her and i were only friends because you were gone'.

How many toads must I kiss before I find my prince charming?

The Chinese own us?
Who thought up that genius idea?
why do I not know more???
HELP us all.

CUNT

That's right you childish cunt tell the whole world your lies.
Posting shit on the internet like I won't see it, yeah that will work.
What goes around comes around you whore bitch.

Under the Cap

Where does the time go. When there is nothing to do, say, think?

bacon usb drive.

i hate bacon. but this is funny.

Swimming

That's right I'm the mother fuckin princess.
You wanna throw me off the dock again?


Ill shank your ass......

good times

They were worried about being quite... They shouldn't of fed me tequila!

212

It's only smoky in bars for non smokers

yeah yeah yeah

Old people talking about facebook is funny to me.

/giggles. i just saw a midget.