fiftynine.

i don't want to listen to guns n roses anymore.

"soulmates"

My heart would benefit if you didn't exist.

fiftyeight.

i hate rulers.

fiftyseven.

i know i said im being a grinch, but my brother came over today and all i have to say is merry christmas.

Happy Thursday.

the only thing that will get me through this day/weekend is booze; lots and lots and lots of booze. is there a place where christmas doesn't exist? a town i can go to where the stores are open, there are no lights, and christmas music isn't playing is what i need.

across.the.universe

I am master of the Munchies.

I'm ready for the dead of winter now..

Jehovah's Witnesses are lucky they don't have to celebrate the holidays.
There's a hole in the bottom of my right shoe.
Lately I've felt as though my heart is going to explode through my chest but I think I just have High Anxiety, which is the only Mel Brooks movie I've ever seen and nice...

fiftysix.

most people start their mornings with a newspaper and coffee, i start mine with Tanqueray and pineapple juice. Thanks Jeremy.