How many toads must I kiss before I find my prince charming?

The Chinese own us?
Who thought up that genius idea?
why do I not know more???
HELP us all.

CUNT

That's right you childish cunt tell the whole world your lies.
Posting shit on the internet like I won't see it, yeah that will work.
What goes around comes around you whore bitch.

Under the Cap

Where does the time go. When there is nothing to do, say, think?

bacon usb drive.

i hate bacon. but this is funny.

Swimming

That's right I'm the mother fuckin princess.
You wanna throw me off the dock again?


Ill shank your ass......