dave the schwanns man doesn't know how to drive. and jeremy isn't as qualified.
-Bob

im quoting this. tonight is very quotable.

oh no the chapstick people are striking.

Saturday night indulgences.

Magic.
If we do it now, we can be finished before they get back.

my boyfriend had a cheese stash.

the cops seemed like they were going to cooperate.

always get in the van.

Bacon is meat candy.

"Jeremy did you hit the pipe this way yet??"
"No. I forgot."
"....You pot-head."

long islands long islands how i love thee.

i never squeeze my lemons. but dezi squeezes her lemons all the time.

revolations.

dezi had lesbian sex on my bed.

Thats Right!

I heart Bacon

seventythree

are you in the bathroom? lmao. kyle is amazing.

seventytwo

sometimes i feel like im always wrong. sometimes i think we smoke too much pot. but i still think you only think im pretty when you're drunk.

Ugh.

My subconcious needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously, as if I'm not miserable enough.

Anyways; Time to go to the Social Security Office. LOVELY!

love rhymes with hideous car wreck

Words are not obscenities until they are made so. And grudges are not worth the time or energy. So many opportunities wasted.