How many toads must I kiss before I find my prince charming?

The Chinese own us?
Who thought up that genius idea?
why do I not know more???
HELP us all.

CUNT

That's right you childish cunt tell the whole world your lies.
Posting shit on the internet like I won't see it, yeah that will work.
What goes around comes around you whore bitch.

Under the Cap

Where does the time go. When there is nothing to do, say, think?

bacon usb drive.

i hate bacon. but this is funny.

Swimming

That's right I'm the mother fuckin princess.
You wanna throw me off the dock again?


Ill shank your ass......

good times

They were worried about being quite... They shouldn't of fed me tequila!

212

It's only smoky in bars for non smokers

yeah yeah yeah

Old people talking about facebook is funny to me.

/giggles. i just saw a midget.

i just said cunt three times while trying to get out of my drive way. this is going to be a fun drive south.
-Bob

If life was just a box

If life is a box of chocolates, then i got all the ones that taste like tooth paste.

..I'm so happy, cause today I found my friends are in my head..

I finally, finally took the first step towards going back to school. I'm super stoked cause I'm nerdy like that X]

On Al

I hope all the liberals are happy meow! you got your nut case, and now the fun starts! don't worry; Al is smart enough, good enough, and dog gone it, people like him enough to get that job done right. maybe...

2am

wind is howling, moon is growling, and my heart is on fire...

my new cheers

cheers to things we dont remember.

dear mr. coleman

no one likes a sore loser. why has it taken you so long to admit that you lost? and what hope do you possibly have as Governor, when you have made such an apparent ass of yourself?

You must live to work not work to live.

Creepy Dream...

Fornicating with CLOWNS is fun and funny...

Elbows are neglected