Wow i'll never work with the old and retarded people ever

i only love the partying so much because everything else is so horrible.

an observation

people i havent seen in a long time always say i look thinner, i think they just remember me being fatter than i really was. or maybe they're just trying to be nice about how fat i still am.

We think we're here.

a delayed response?

i would like to thank my father fo teaching me how to read a map. so useful.

i have no idea who i wrote this about. but i have my suspisions.

you make me so fucking happy.

Another bowl.

i now understand the sunday drive.

The cooldown

such a beautiful day for burnning on roads ive never driven on through towns ive never been to.

Amanda 5

a response to hastings:

you're an inconsiderate fuckkking CUNT. and i mean that with the cruelest intentions.

@#$%%^&

if birds never existed would man still yearn to fly?

Celibacy....

Who knew it would bring me the much needed male version of my other half, Bob.

...His name is even Bob....Weird.

I think this is going to be great for me =]

'I love you with all my heart man, n'I ain't even playin' this time

If life gave me oranges, I'd make orange julius. If life gave me lemons, I'd throw the fucking things back. It's all about seizing the right opportunity?

Traffic

we're all simply racing to the next red light.

Im going all in.

Its meant to happen.
I know it is.
Why would my heart still love this strong after 6 years if it wasn't?

RIP JZ

I am heartbroken.
I'm sorry I failed you.
You will forever be in my thoughts.

exhale.

i love sitting back n letting my buzz sink in. such a great feeling; letting the high take over.

no lies.

My favorite pick up line:

“I want to punch you in the ovaries….from the inside.”

If a man had the balls to say this to me i'd fuck him.

straps.

you made a lot of people angry when you left. you made me angry when you left. but it's so perfect to hear from you.

Totally Stoked

I'm itching for tomorrow to end so i can Kick it in the city with ya Bob... see ya soon

despite it all..

We all just need to learn how to let things go. It's wasteful to pin our energy to things completely out of our control.