ten.

my eyes are so bloodshot they look green.

nine.

i lack passion.

eight.

i believe in the domestication of zombies.

seven.

women don't exist on the internet.

six.

It was the best of times, if only someone had told me.-californication.

five.

do you love her?

four.

i wish i could make the sad girl happy. Her puppet strings need to be trimmed.

three.

i am an analog girl stuck in a digital world.

two.

my feet are freezing, but i still say fuck socks.

one.

i wish my parents were in love.