bloody brilliant.

"i forgot, you're all on ecstacy"

-dave

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it's 8 a.m. and i've just ingested a new drug. we shall see what this brings.

i swear i've posted this before.

katie is a focused_villian.

don't worry.

She knows what she can handle. And even if she doesnt i know exactly what to do in those situations.

john stewart

i had a dream last night that i was dating john stewart. i wish i knew him so i could tell him about it. but we were in highschool, and he looked exactly like he does right now.

It's not about the caring it's about the sharing...

I'll be famous someday... And i'm bringing you all with me.

female magazines located at the heartland oil shindig (yes i just wanted to use the word) include : martha stewart living. that is all.

I'm supposed to be going to sleep as the sun comes up, not waking up with it.

What the fuck is this bullshit?

i am so excellent right now. when i sit here and think of you i get happy inside and a stupid smile on my face. so yeeah, i@ adore you.

i dont know what this means.

i don't know what all these women are complaining about. it really wasn't that bad.

Its times like these that make me feel like im in a movie. Amazing friends, amazing music, and lots of marijuana. I would give anything for my friends.

on the subject of Jeremy

we never had passion, just alcohol induced intoxication.

Red meat isn't bad for you. Green fuzzy meat is.

should dezi take off her pants?

and the answer is yes.

friday night shenanigans

it's 3:40 am do you know where your pants are??

So dave you remind me of that molester guy in dougit.

What a wonderful night... Asking for anything would to be asking for heaven itself.

this moment right meow is very discreet.

'Her and i were only friends because you were gone'.