So sayeth Herr Bob.

"I'm sorry that I was socially sheltered during high school and it comes back to bite me in the ass every now and again." - Vorpal

Considering there were only about 30 kids in my graduating class, I think I turned out alright, don't you?

i don't know who said this, but they were awesome.

he said: i had this one glorious mushroom and i gave it to my friend sarah because they were going to iowa.

That walk was Great!

Yeah, it was pretty kick ass!

What If...

What happens to random is the subject or the event? does normal get jealous, angry, insuccure?

Reality TV kills brain cells.

I hate how intent some are to ruin other people's days. As if people aren't going through enough shit, you've got people purposefully perpetuating it. Maybe if the human race as a whole could show a little empathy, the world wouldn't be so fucked.

i forgot which number i am.

i keep my boomers in a plastic bag that says: chairman bob approved.

11.

quit talking about yourself.
my writting is shitty like this because im thinking so fast.
time to slip into super fast cars.

10.

im feeling curvy.
my previous phone convo was amazing.
but this convo; well this convo was different.

9.

i feel like there is someone in the room with me; but in a positive way.
the color of my pen matches my resin print.
i hate brown.

8.

my handwritting is so fucked up because i have no sense of pressure of what is and isn't being written.
janis joplin mercedez benz.
this dj loves this song.

7.

janis joplin.
thinking to fast to write.
that's what i was trying to say.

6.

i have tried to say something three times now and keep forgetting.
begin the blank no writting think-tank process now.
this song is amazing.

5.

beautiful. i don't know what's up with this floor. the music is blurry.

4.

drawing will be fun. writing is interesting and difficult. dezi and i need to do this together.

3.

i just cleaned a really plugged sticky/wet bowl and meow i am leaving resin prints everywhere. gross. task are good right meow.

2.

totally having a stereotypical college experience right meow. something to tell the kids. tripping now for sev@en hours with a 12 page paper to write tomorrow and can't sleep.

1.

tonight i got loaded on wine weed n shrooms and my roommate through a party. i was finally able to go to sleep without a body next to me. without you next to me.

here begins the story of my patty's day trip.

listen up all you bitches who i may never see again. you come to my home n kick it in my room n spill wine all over my bedding! what the fuck is wrong with you? my apartment shouldn't be a rave until dawn on a tuesday night during finals. why is there a loud bitch here? fuck i am tripping.
-Bob@

ummm...hoo-ray beer?

oi. i want a tshirt that reads: fuck you im irish.

Meh, fuck it.

I'm done worrying about things. It's so much easier to sit back, drink a few beers and watch planets collide anyways.