no lies.

My favorite pick up line:

“I want to punch you in the ovaries….from the inside.”

If a man had the balls to say this to me i'd fuck him.

straps.

you made a lot of people angry when you left. you made me angry when you left. but it's so perfect to hear from you.

Totally Stoked

I'm itching for tomorrow to end so i can Kick it in the city with ya Bob... see ya soon

despite it all..

We all just need to learn how to let things go. It's wasteful to pin our energy to things completely out of our control.

Something something chapter

I just came to the conclusion that I want to write a book.

Not sure what I want to call it yet.

i don't even remember crying or eating a popsicle..but i text this to here

ive never cried n eaten a popsicle; it's an interesting experience.

...people as places as people..

The only difference between anyone really is perspective. No one will ever agree about everything but that's what makes life worth at least seeing what happens next. I cannot express how much suicide saddens me; life's better qualities aren't always apparent but they are definitely there.

jeremy summed up.

he treated you like i wanted him to treat me. but he wanted from me what he could have gotten from you.

drunken quote.

i've drank boxwine out of Zues' asshole. im not proud. and i'd do it again.

tonight was supposed to be a night of drinking flirting and freedom. your presence dampered it slightly but what you continued to do in front of me is unacceptable. so much for being friend-like.

it's his hair.

the only person not named jasen to win at the jasen wins game is Ted Dansen.

true story.

brendan fraiser- the original casting choice for forest gump.

the wrong chapter for sping.

i think sex is too big of a deal for me. perhaps i should follow the kitty n try celibacy. but what has chewing on ice ever solved?

fresh drive home.

something really truly horrible just happened to some people i really care about. when we left this disaster it was rainin@g and as we left the city limits the rain instantly quit. i hope i never see you do that again, but im glad i was there when it happened.

mini trip

if you hold your tongue and say rodent it will sound like Woden, which coincidentally is a town in iowa.

what what?

freedom is given, speak how you feel. i have no freedom. how do you feel?
-sham 69

The tree emoed it's self! -Bob
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spring is here.

im doing my best not to wear shoes anymore.

Yeah, I'm gonna sleep easier tonight than I have in months.

It's not so much the beer, so much as it is you.

Thank you for that.

fuck.

i thought i had two weeks of spring break. fuck fuck fuck.