thank you magical computer god.

my computer magically fixed itself. woot. woot. woot.

sixtyeight.

do you remember life before google?

Shit.

Things were going so swimmingly. Then I hear a song.

And I'm back to square one again.

i have super powered saliva glands. so i wonder, when i have cottonchops, is this what a normal person's mouth feels like.
-Bob

sixtyseven.

who wants to come over and get naked and smoke some pot?

zombies are fucking scary

Life is dumbfounding.
So complex that you can't even wrap your mind around it because life is endless possibilities in infinite space and time.
On the other hand, we could be some distant planet's number 1 sitcom/soap with enough meta to befuddle anyone's sense of reality.

i don't believe that people are better because of their financial status, but i hate myself for not being able to provide f@or my friends. i hate myself for not being able to feed my boyfriend. fuck, i can't feed myself.
-Bob@

sixtysix.

your friends have blue eyes and brown eyes and hazel eyes and maybe even green eyes. all my friends have red eyes.

sixtyfive.

im so high n all i can think was that a little boy or did trevor caron walk by?

sixtyfour.

be weary of your friends who bluff well in games as it often translates into life.

sixtythree.

welcome to the twenty-first century;
the public stoning has gone out of style.

welcome to the state of emergency;
you and i were manufactured for spare body parts.

welcome to the twenty-first century;
and kiss your own ass goodbye.

I Sign maybe?

So Obama's first duty as commander and chief was to say a simple oath, one he miss worded (i would've too) and had to retake. I really hope this is one of the few things he messes up in his term as pres. Is it a sign of things to come? sadly enough George W got the oath correct, one of the few thing he did get right.

At the end of the day.

Can't we not judge ourselves on our accomplishments, but by the level of happness of life over time. For any short comings of today shall be over shadowed by the positives of yesterday and tomorrow.

I definitely wouldn't call this revenge.
Just, something we never followed through with.
It's no my fault your greedy.
=]

Sex and food is what mainstream America comes down to

Ugh.
I will not be drinking wine for a long time.
A long, long time.

sixtytwo.

so i've made a decision, not sure i was right. im beginning to believe in arranged marriages. or perhaps i was right, i wish i didn't question things when you're not here.

I can't seem to understand drivers who will wait for ten minutes at a train, before leaving. You run into trains for a reason. Its time for reflection or to make out.

sixtyone.

hello george clinton
/pause
you can call me bob.

Im not asking to be with you again, but i want your babies.
To be part of your family is all i could ever ask for.
Like Will and Grace, best friends...but with a child.

There is nothing like a belly dancer with a belly.