I Sign maybe?

So Obama's first duty as commander and chief was to say a simple oath, one he miss worded (i would've too) and had to retake. I really hope this is one of the few things he messes up in his term as pres. Is it a sign of things to come? sadly enough George W got the oath correct, one of the few thing he did get right.

At the end of the day.

Can't we not judge ourselves on our accomplishments, but by the level of happness of life over time. For any short comings of today shall be over shadowed by the positives of yesterday and tomorrow.

I definitely wouldn't call this revenge.
Just, something we never followed through with.
It's no my fault your greedy.
=]

Sex and food is what mainstream America comes down to

Ugh.
I will not be drinking wine for a long time.
A long, long time.

sixtytwo.

so i've made a decision, not sure i was right. im beginning to believe in arranged marriages. or perhaps i was right, i wish i didn't question things when you're not here.

I can't seem to understand drivers who will wait for ten minutes at a train, before leaving. You run into trains for a reason. Its time for reflection or to make out.

sixtyone.

hello george clinton
/pause
you can call me bob.

Im not asking to be with you again, but i want your babies.
To be part of your family is all i could ever ask for.
Like Will and Grace, best friends...but with a child.

There is nothing like a belly dancer with a belly.

flying spaghetti monster.

before i said heaven is not a place but it's the way i feel. this is still true. but now there is a volcano of beer and a stripper factory.

Willow

Is just Moses with mid jets.

sixty...i think.

i think you only think im pretty when you're drunk. im shielding myself from now on.

Well, that's depressing...

You were a good teacher, and I was a rebellious little shit (It should be noted that I'm now a rebellious big shit, but I can tone it down now.) There are better ways to go than on Christmas Eve of brain cancer.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry for all of the Satanism symbolism I etched in every ashtray I made in your class.

fiftynine.

tonight we have discovered that "too many puppies" means more than we thought.

fiftynine.

i don't want to listen to guns n roses anymore.

"soulmates"

My heart would benefit if you didn't exist.

fiftyeight.

i hate rulers.

fiftyseven.

i know i said im being a grinch, but my brother came over today and all i have to say is merry christmas.

Happy Thursday.

the only thing that will get me through this day/weekend is booze; lots and lots and lots of booze. is there a place where christmas doesn't exist? a town i can go to where the stores are open, there are no lights, and christmas music isn't playing is what i need.

across.the.universe

I am master of the Munchies.