yeah yeah yeah

Old people talking about facebook is funny to me.

/giggles. i just saw a midget.

i just said cunt three times while trying to get out of my drive way. this is going to be a fun drive south.
-Bob

If life was just a box

If life is a box of chocolates, then i got all the ones that taste like tooth paste.

..I'm so happy, cause today I found my friends are in my head..

I finally, finally took the first step towards going back to school. I'm super stoked cause I'm nerdy like that X]

On Al

I hope all the liberals are happy meow! you got your nut case, and now the fun starts! don't worry; Al is smart enough, good enough, and dog gone it, people like him enough to get that job done right. maybe...

2am

wind is howling, moon is growling, and my heart is on fire...

my new cheers

cheers to things we dont remember.

dear mr. coleman

no one likes a sore loser. why has it taken you so long to admit that you lost? and what hope do you possibly have as Governor, when you have made such an apparent ass of yourself?

You must live to work not work to live.

Creepy Dream...

Fornicating with CLOWNS is fun and funny...

Elbows are neglected

My name is Nida Johnson . Honestly this came from a name generator. Can you guess who i am?

A lesson of Spike

Do on to spike as... Well just let spike be.

osd...

You can plan a perfect picnic,
but you can't predict the weather.

i don't remember who this was about. someone was annoying though.

bitch machine, bitch machine. you are the incredible bitch machine. piss and moan some more you incredible bitch machine.

scum.

i have concluded that kyle n i differ on how lax we are on judging people's character. for instance, the people in front of me are scum and only about the money. i wouldn't kick them out, but i wouldn't invite them in.

so sayeth Dave.

Everything happens in threes if you wait long enough...

Reality is free of charge,
wanta change it tonight?
It's going to cost ya,
Pretty pretty pennies!

Cigs

Cigarettes
whiskey
wild women
make a boy go crazy
Drive that boy Insane.