an observation

people i havent seen in a long time always say i look thinner, i think they just remember me being fatter than i really was. or maybe they're just trying to be nice about how fat i still am.

We think we're here.

a delayed response?

i would like to thank my father fo teaching me how to read a map. so useful.

i have no idea who i wrote this about. but i have my suspisions.

you make me so fucking happy.

Another bowl.

i now understand the sunday drive.

The cooldown

such a beautiful day for burnning on roads ive never driven on through towns ive never been to.

Amanda 5

a response to hastings:

you're an inconsiderate fuckkking CUNT. and i mean that with the cruelest intentions.

@#$%%^&

if birds never existed would man still yearn to fly?

Celibacy....

Who knew it would bring me the much needed male version of my other half, Bob.

...His name is even Bob....Weird.

I think this is going to be great for me =]

'I love you with all my heart man, n'I ain't even playin' this time

If life gave me oranges, I'd make orange julius. If life gave me lemons, I'd throw the fucking things back. It's all about seizing the right opportunity?

Traffic

we're all simply racing to the next red light.

Im going all in.

Its meant to happen.
I know it is.
Why would my heart still love this strong after 6 years if it wasn't?

RIP JZ

I am heartbroken.
I'm sorry I failed you.
You will forever be in my thoughts.

exhale.

i love sitting back n letting my buzz sink in. such a great feeling; letting the high take over.

no lies.

My favorite pick up line:

“I want to punch you in the ovaries….from the inside.”

If a man had the balls to say this to me i'd fuck him.

straps.

you made a lot of people angry when you left. you made me angry when you left. but it's so perfect to hear from you.

Totally Stoked

I'm itching for tomorrow to end so i can Kick it in the city with ya Bob... see ya soon

despite it all..

We all just need to learn how to let things go. It's wasteful to pin our energy to things completely out of our control.

Something something chapter

I just came to the conclusion that I want to write a book.

Not sure what I want to call it yet.

i don't even remember crying or eating a popsicle..but i text this to here

ive never cried n eaten a popsicle; it's an interesting experience.

...people as places as people..

The only difference between anyone really is perspective. No one will ever agree about everything but that's what makes life worth at least seeing what happens next. I cannot express how much suicide saddens me; life's better qualities aren't always apparent but they are definitely there.

jeremy summed up.

he treated you like i wanted him to treat me. but he wanted from me what he could have gotten from you.

drunken quote.

i've drank boxwine out of Zues' asshole. im not proud. and i'd do it again.

tonight was supposed to be a night of drinking flirting and freedom. your presence dampered it slightly but what you continued to do in front of me is unacceptable. so much for being friend-like.

it's his hair.

the only person not named jasen to win at the jasen wins game is Ted Dansen.

true story.

brendan fraiser- the original casting choice for forest gump.

the wrong chapter for sping.

i think sex is too big of a deal for me. perhaps i should follow the kitty n try celibacy. but what has chewing on ice ever solved?

fresh drive home.

something really truly horrible just happened to some people i really care about. when we left this disaster it was rainin@g and as we left the city limits the rain instantly quit. i hope i never see you do that again, but im glad i was there when it happened.

mini trip

if you hold your tongue and say rodent it will sound like Woden, which coincidentally is a town in iowa.

what what?

freedom is given, speak how you feel. i have no freedom. how do you feel?
-sham 69

The tree emoed it's self! -Bob
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spring is here.

im doing my best not to wear shoes anymore.

Yeah, I'm gonna sleep easier tonight than I have in months.

It's not so much the beer, so much as it is you.

Thank you for that.

fuck.

i thought i had two weeks of spring break. fuck fuck fuck.

we're talking about words here!

frank zappa is a gangsta.

sixtynine..maybe? :/

I got to take the curve! and accelerated! it is spring meow.

Fuck you, Hollywood.

For any interested; Adventureland is -not- a funny coming-of-age story, like the trailer might lead you to believe.

Nein, it's more of a romance with juvenile humor tossed in here and there.

But the soundtrack is fucking phenomenal.

beautiful 6 am drives.

oh man. i forgot how perfect the drive to the old house is for burning. it's beautiful here but the door to the shed is locked.

'..and I miss you when you're around..'

You only act in accordance to your own convenience. I say this here and now and not to you because I know you wouldn't take it well. After all, you only hear what you want to.

So sayeth Herr Bob.

"I'm sorry that I was socially sheltered during high school and it comes back to bite me in the ass every now and again." - Vorpal

Considering there were only about 30 kids in my graduating class, I think I turned out alright, don't you?

i don't know who said this, but they were awesome.

he said: i had this one glorious mushroom and i gave it to my friend sarah because they were going to iowa.

That walk was Great!

Yeah, it was pretty kick ass!

What If...

What happens to random is the subject or the event? does normal get jealous, angry, insuccure?

Reality TV kills brain cells.

I hate how intent some are to ruin other people's days. As if people aren't going through enough shit, you've got people purposefully perpetuating it. Maybe if the human race as a whole could show a little empathy, the world wouldn't be so fucked.

i forgot which number i am.

i keep my boomers in a plastic bag that says: chairman bob approved.

11.

quit talking about yourself.
my writting is shitty like this because im thinking so fast.
time to slip into super fast cars.

10.

im feeling curvy.
my previous phone convo was amazing.
but this convo; well this convo was different.

9.

i feel like there is someone in the room with me; but in a positive way.
the color of my pen matches my resin print.
i hate brown.

8.

my handwritting is so fucked up because i have no sense of pressure of what is and isn't being written.
janis joplin mercedez benz.
this dj loves this song.

7.

janis joplin.
thinking to fast to write.
that's what i was trying to say.

6.

i have tried to say something three times now and keep forgetting.
begin the blank no writting think-tank process now.
this song is amazing.

5.

beautiful. i don't know what's up with this floor. the music is blurry.

4.

drawing will be fun. writing is interesting and difficult. dezi and i need to do this together.

3.

i just cleaned a really plugged sticky/wet bowl and meow i am leaving resin prints everywhere. gross. task are good right meow.

2.

totally having a stereotypical college experience right meow. something to tell the kids. tripping now for sev@en hours with a 12 page paper to write tomorrow and can't sleep.

1.

tonight i got loaded on wine weed n shrooms and my roommate through a party. i was finally able to go to sleep without a body next to me. without you next to me.

here begins the story of my patty's day trip.

listen up all you bitches who i may never see again. you come to my home n kick it in my room n spill wine all over my bedding! what the fuck is wrong with you? my apartment shouldn't be a rave until dawn on a tuesday night during finals. why is there a loud bitch here? fuck i am tripping.
-Bob@

ummm...hoo-ray beer?

oi. i want a tshirt that reads: fuck you im irish.

Meh, fuck it.

I'm done worrying about things. It's so much easier to sit back, drink a few beers and watch planets collide anyways.

darn mouse!

Fievel goes west and a night rainbow.. it's almost too much!

'fuck' - dezi

dave the schwanns man doesn't know how to drive. and jeremy isn't as qualified.
-Bob

im quoting this. tonight is very quotable.

oh no the chapstick people are striking.

Saturday night indulgences.

Magic.
If we do it now, we can be finished before they get back.

my boyfriend had a cheese stash.

the cops seemed like they were going to cooperate.

always get in the van.

Bacon is meat candy.

"Jeremy did you hit the pipe this way yet??"
"No. I forgot."
"....You pot-head."

long islands long islands how i love thee.

i never squeeze my lemons. but dezi squeezes her lemons all the time.

revolations.

dezi had lesbian sex on my bed.

Thats Right!

I heart Bacon

seventythree

are you in the bathroom? lmao. kyle is amazing.

seventytwo

sometimes i feel like im always wrong. sometimes i think we smoke too much pot. but i still think you only think im pretty when you're drunk.

Ugh.

My subconcious needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously, as if I'm not miserable enough.

Anyways; Time to go to the Social Security Office. LOVELY!

love rhymes with hideous car wreck

Words are not obscenities until they are made so. And grudges are not worth the time or energy. So many opportunities wasted.

life is more fun blurry.
-Bob

seventyone

i'm so happy im a chore for you.

seventy

hahahahhaha i taped the toilet seat down.

By the Way Bob...

So how do i get people to this blog?

Time to make a splash!!!!

I love this blog. Bob it is fun and fresh. I believe this blog would really kick ass if we as members all tried to get one new person each to join the interaction, just an idea (love ya peeps).

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I heart Big Snow Flakes!!!

Not that far Away.

So last night i watched Idoitcracy on Comedy Central last night. It was pretty far fetched, or I thought. After all the fucking morons I dealt with today, the world seems to have no hope whats so ever (watch the movie for reference if needed, I recommend either a twelver or plenty of good green)

These clouds need to go away. I'm ready to pull out the bike and actually feel better, get the endorphins flowing, if you will.

They just don't want to cooperate.

sixtynine.

i only have so much to give.

thank you magical computer god.

my computer magically fixed itself. woot. woot. woot.

sixtyeight.

do you remember life before google?

Shit.

Things were going so swimmingly. Then I hear a song.

And I'm back to square one again.

i have super powered saliva glands. so i wonder, when i have cottonchops, is this what a normal person's mouth feels like.
-Bob

sixtyseven.

who wants to come over and get naked and smoke some pot?

zombies are fucking scary

Life is dumbfounding.
So complex that you can't even wrap your mind around it because life is endless possibilities in infinite space and time.
On the other hand, we could be some distant planet's number 1 sitcom/soap with enough meta to befuddle anyone's sense of reality.

i don't believe that people are better because of their financial status, but i hate myself for not being able to provide f@or my friends. i hate myself for not being able to feed my boyfriend. fuck, i can't feed myself.
-Bob@

sixtysix.

your friends have blue eyes and brown eyes and hazel eyes and maybe even green eyes. all my friends have red eyes.

sixtyfive.

im so high n all i can think was that a little boy or did trevor caron walk by?

sixtyfour.

be weary of your friends who bluff well in games as it often translates into life.

sixtythree.

welcome to the twenty-first century;
the public stoning has gone out of style.

welcome to the state of emergency;
you and i were manufactured for spare body parts.

welcome to the twenty-first century;
and kiss your own ass goodbye.

I Sign maybe?

So Obama's first duty as commander and chief was to say a simple oath, one he miss worded (i would've too) and had to retake. I really hope this is one of the few things he messes up in his term as pres. Is it a sign of things to come? sadly enough George W got the oath correct, one of the few thing he did get right.

At the end of the day.

Can't we not judge ourselves on our accomplishments, but by the level of happness of life over time. For any short comings of today shall be over shadowed by the positives of yesterday and tomorrow.

I definitely wouldn't call this revenge.
Just, something we never followed through with.
It's no my fault your greedy.
=]

Sex and food is what mainstream America comes down to

Ugh.
I will not be drinking wine for a long time.
A long, long time.

sixtytwo.

so i've made a decision, not sure i was right. im beginning to believe in arranged marriages. or perhaps i was right, i wish i didn't question things when you're not here.