Carbon Based Mistake

smell the coffee?

2010-09-05T11:09:00.000-07:00

I woke up to myself singing. Normally I would think this is abnormal but I've decided that it's a pretty good way to wake up!

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2010-03-28T20:13:00.001-07:00

a day well spent.

2010-03-07T19:34:00.000-08:00

i guess that's really all i have to say. jimi hendrix biography is the perfect ending.

i always... i always... i

2010-03-06T02:06:00.001-08:00

i always... i always... i always love that one.

45th degree... the heart of

2010-03-05T19:23:00.001-08:00

45th degree... the heart of minnesota nice.

I can blog from Zune!

2010-03-01T23:26:00.000-08:00

Thank Science this keyboard rotates, now I just ask that they make an app to make it easier to navigate. Too bad this is Google and it doesn't play well with Microsoft. Perhaps wordpress does.

Look @ Me... I Blog.

2010-03-01T17:54:00.000-08:00

Wow the shit people believe others would like to see or know. The Internet gives us endless space to harness information (or does it?, people have believed that in many limitless resources though history) Please preserve our space, I don't care what your cat is doing today.

this is an email. Or

2010-02-28T17:25:00.001-08:00

this is an email. Or this is a email. What is proper?

2010-02-28T15:41:00.000-08:00

I'm Back Bitches!

it's been a while.

2010-02-21T18:02:00.001-08:00

we all have our own excuses, and some of us don't have any at all. what do you guys say?? shall we begin again?

FML

2010-01-01T20:43:00.000-08:00

Why does life keep kicking me in the kidney?

2009-12-22T14:51:00.000-08:00

I sort of wasted today away sadly. not to say it was short in amusement. hooray for me though because I finally have clean socks ^.^

2009-10-27T21:09:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow I swing by the school AND get a hair cut. It's gonna suck if I have to dye my hair a normal color just to get a job v.v Apparently self expression isn't professional.

true story.

2009-10-13T11:14:00.003-07:00

i love sitting in cars cross legged.i also love blogging stoned.

who said this??

2009-10-13T11:14:00.001-07:00

13 shots and you looks SO good to me.

revalations

2009-10-13T11:13:00.001-07:00

google is the library of the interwebs

sorry about my lack of updates.

2009-10-13T11:12:00.002-07:00

so here's a new one for ya...i has a charlie horse. giggity.

2009-08-24T22:20:00.000-07:00

Early mornings aren't my thing.2 weeks without you ain't really my thing either.Things suck without you around.

2009-08-19T19:12:00.001-07:00

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2009-08-13T20:23:00.001-07:00

i get my political opinions from jon stewart.

what is a dealeo? David

2009-08-10T23:44:00.001-07:00

what is a dealeo?David Andrew

a goodnight from Jessalyn:

2009-08-08T02:58:00.001-07:00

i love bob, but there are two of you right now.

dave decrees it:

2009-08-08T01:28:00.001-07:00

josh will create the hover boards.

bloody brilliant.

2009-08-07T12:40:00.001-07:00

"i forgot, you're all on ecstacy"-dave

x

2009-08-07T06:10:00.001-07:00

it's 8 a.m. and i've just ingested a new drug. we shall see what this brings.

i swear i've posted this before.

2009-08-07T00:21:00.000-07:00

katie is a focused_villian.

don't worry.

2009-08-06T15:59:00.001-07:00

She knows what she can handle. And even if she doesnt i know exactly what to do in those situations.

john stewart

2009-08-06T14:19:00.000-07:00

i had a dream last night that i was dating john stewart. i wish i knew him so i could tell him about it. but we were in highschool, and he looked exactly like he does right now.

2009-08-05T23:32:00.000-07:00

It's not about the caring it's about the sharing...

2009-08-05T22:08:00.000-07:00

I'll be famous someday... And i'm bringing you all with me.

2009-08-05T13:39:00.000-07:00

female magazines located at the heartland oil shindig (yes i just wanted to use the word) include : martha stewart living. that is all.

2009-08-05T03:49:00.000-07:00

I'm supposed to be going to sleep as the sun comes up, not waking up with it.What the fuck is this bullshit?

2009-08-04T00:49:00.000-07:00

i am so excellent right now. when i sit here and think of you i get happy inside and a stupid smile on my face. so yeeah, i@ adore you.

i dont know what this means.

2009-07-30T13:56:00.001-07:00

i don't know what all these women are complaining about. it really wasn't that bad.

2009-07-30T06:01:00.001-07:00

Its times like these that make me feel like im in a movie. Amazing friends, amazing music, and lots of marijuana. I would give anything for my friends.

on the subject of Jeremy

2009-07-29T21:43:00.001-07:00

we never had passion, just alcohol induced intoxication.

2009-07-28T14:09:00.001-07:00

Red meat isn't bad for you. Green fuzzy meat is.

should dezi take off her pants?

2009-07-25T19:42:00.001-07:00

and the answer is yes.

friday night shenanigans

2009-07-25T01:40:00.000-07:00

it's 3:40 am do you know where your pants are??

2009-07-24T00:24:00.001-07:00

So dave you remind me of that molester guy in dougit.

2009-07-23T20:03:00.001-07:00

What a wonderful night... Asking for anything would to be asking for heaven itself.

2009-07-22T19:53:00.001-07:00

this moment right meow is very discreet.

2009-07-22T17:12:00.001-07:00

'Her and i were only friends because you were gone'.

2009-07-18T22:09:00.000-07:00

How many toads must I kiss before I find my prince charming?

2009-07-17T13:04:00.000-07:00

The Chinese own us?Who thought up that genius idea?why do I not know more???HELP us all.

CUNT

2009-07-16T15:36:00.000-07:00

That's right you childish cunt tell the whole world your lies.Posting shit on the internet like I won't see it, yeah that will work.What goes around comes around you whore bitch.

Under the Cap

2009-07-14T22:11:00.000-07:00

Where does the time go. When there is nothing to do, say, think?

bacon usb drive.

2009-07-13T11:46:00.001-07:00

i hate bacon. but this is funny.

Swimming

2009-07-12T15:00:00.000-07:00

That's right I'm the mother fuckin princess.You wanna throw me off the dock again?Ill shank your ass......

good times

2009-07-11T19:19:00.001-07:00

They were worried about being quite... They shouldn't of fed me tequila!

212

2009-07-11T15:45:00.001-07:00

It's only smoky in bars for non smokers

yeah yeah yeah

2009-07-11T15:16:00.001-07:00

Old people talking about facebook is funny to me.

2009-07-09T12:24:00.001-07:00

/giggles. i just saw a midget.

2009-07-09T12:18:00.001-07:00

i just said cunt three times while trying to get out of my drive way. this is going to be a fun drive south.-Bob

If life was just a box

2009-07-08T23:54:00.000-07:00

If life is a box of chocolates, then i got all the ones that taste like tooth paste.

..I'm so happy, cause today I found my friends are in my head..

2009-07-08T09:05:00.000-07:00

I finally, finally took the first step towards going back to school. I'm super stoked cause I'm nerdy like that X]

On Al

2009-07-07T01:01:00.000-07:00

I hope all the liberals are happy meow! you got your nut case, and now the fun starts! don't worry; Al is smart enough, good enough, and dog gone it, people like him enough to get that job done right. maybe...

2am

2009-07-07T00:57:00.001-07:00

wind is howling, moon is growling, and my heart is on fire...

my new cheers

2009-07-06T22:18:00.000-07:00

cheers to things we dont remember.

dear mr. coleman

2009-07-01T05:24:00.000-07:00

no one likes a sore loser. why has it taken you so long to admit that you lost? and what hope do you possibly have as Governor, when you have made such an apparent ass of yourself?

2009-06-30T22:53:00.001-07:00

You must live to work not work to live.

Creepy Dream...

2009-06-29T23:58:00.000-07:00

Fornicating with CLOWNS is fun and funny...

2009-06-28T22:13:00.000-07:00

Elbows are neglected

2009-06-28T05:35:00.000-07:00

My name is Nida Johnson . Honestly this came from a name generator. Can you guess who i am?

A lesson of Spike

2009-06-27T21:43:00.001-07:00

Do on to spike as... Well just let spike be.

osd...

2009-06-27T18:17:00.000-07:00

You can plan a perfect picnic,but you can't predict the weather.

i don't remember who this was about. someone was annoying though.

2009-06-27T17:54:00.000-07:00

bitch machine, bitch machine. you are the incredible bitch machine. piss and moan some more you incredible bitch machine.

scum.

2009-06-26T21:52:00.000-07:00

i have concluded that kyle n i differ on how lax we are on judging people's character. for instance, the people in front of me are scum and only about the money. i wouldn't kick them out, but i wouldn't invite them in.

so sayeth Dave.

2009-06-26T20:29:00.001-07:00

Everything happens in threes if you wait long enough...

2009-06-24T20:23:00.000-07:00

Reality is free of charge,wanta change it tonight?It's going to cost ya,Pretty pretty pennies!

Cigs

2009-06-22T21:42:00.000-07:00

Cigarettes whiskey wild women make a boy go crazy Drive that boy Insane.

2009-06-20T01:23:00.001-07:00

Wow i'll never work with the old and retarded people ever

2009-06-16T18:30:00.000-07:00

i only love the partying so much because everything else is so horrible.

an observation

2009-06-16T16:27:00.000-07:00

people i havent seen in a long time always say i look thinner, i think they just remember me being fatter than i really was. or maybe they're just trying to be nice about how fat i still am.

2009-06-12T23:06:00.001-07:00

We think we're here.

a delayed response?

2009-06-08T14:54:00.000-07:00

i would like to thank my father fo teaching me how to read a map. so useful.

i have no idea who i wrote this about. but i have my suspisions.

2009-06-04T20:50:00.000-07:00

you make me so fucking happy.

Another bowl.

2009-06-03T07:27:00.000-07:00

i now understand the sunday drive.

The cooldown

2009-06-03T06:46:00.000-07:00

such a beautiful day for burnning on roads ive never driven on through towns ive never been to.

Amanda 5

2009-06-03T06:19:00.000-07:00

a response to hastings:you're an inconsiderate fuckkking CUNT. and i mean that with the cruelest intentions.

@#$%%^&

2009-05-28T17:08:00.001-07:00

if birds never existed would man still yearn to fly?

Celibacy....

2009-05-28T15:19:00.000-07:00

Who knew it would bring me the much needed male version of my other half, Bob....His name is even Bob....Weird.I think this is going to be great for me =]

'I love you with all my heart man, n'I ain't even playin' this time

2009-05-21T10:12:00.000-07:00

If life gave me oranges, I'd make orange julius. If life gave me lemons, I'd throw the fucking things back. It's all about seizing the right opportunity?

Traffic

2009-05-13T12:41:00.001-07:00

we're all simply racing to the next red light.

Im going all in.

2009-05-12T15:15:00.000-07:00

Its meant to happen.I know it is.Why would my heart still love this strong after 6 years if it wasn't?

RIP JZ

2009-05-04T22:49:00.000-07:00

I am heartbroken.I'm sorry I failed you.You will forever be in my thoughts.

exhale.

2009-05-04T15:15:00.000-07:00

i love sitting back n letting my buzz sink in. such a great feeling; letting the high take over.

no lies.

2009-05-01T19:11:00.000-07:00

My favorite pick up line:“I want to punch you in the ovaries….from the inside.”If a man had the balls to say this to me i'd fuck him.

straps.

2009-04-30T23:28:00.000-07:00

you made a lot of people angry when you left. you made me angry when you left. but it's so perfect to hear from you.

Totally Stoked

2009-04-30T20:35:00.000-07:00

I'm itching for tomorrow to end so i can Kick it in the city with ya Bob... see ya soon

despite it all..

2009-04-28T02:51:00.000-07:00

We all just need to learn how to let things go. It's wasteful to pin our energy to things completely out of our control.

Something something chapter

2009-04-27T20:39:00.000-07:00

I just came to the conclusion that I want to write a book.Not sure what I want to call it yet.

i don't even remember crying or eating a popsicle..but i text this to here

2009-04-27T06:45:00.000-07:00

ive never cried n eaten a popsicle; it's an interesting experience.

...people as places as people..

2009-04-27T00:17:00.001-07:00

The only difference between anyone really is perspective. No one will ever agree about everything but that's what makes life worth at least seeing what happens next. I cannot express how much suicide saddens me; life's better qualities aren't always apparent but they are definitely there.

jeremy summed up.

2009-04-26T00:50:00.001-07:00

he treated you like i wanted him to treat me. but he wanted from me what he could have gotten from you.

drunken quote.

2009-04-26T00:19:00.001-07:00

i've drank boxwine out of Zues' asshole. im not proud. and i'd do it again.

2009-04-24T23:38:00.001-07:00

tonight was supposed to be a night of drinking flirting and freedom. your presence dampered it slightly but what you continued to do in front of me is unacceptable. so much for being friend-like.

it's his hair.

2009-04-19T22:16:00.001-07:00

the only person not named jasen to win at the jasen wins game is Ted Dansen.

true story.

2009-04-19T21:49:00.001-07:00

brendan fraiser- the original casting choice for forest gump.

the wrong chapter for sping.

2009-04-19T14:27:00.001-07:00

i think sex is too big of a deal for me. perhaps i should follow the kitty n try celibacy. but what has chewing on ice ever solved?